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澳洲的兄弟姐妹注意了，美国人已经民意决定攻打澳洲了 -- 不拉不拉 - (42 Byte) 2006-10-16 周一, 14:00 (5621 reads) |
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作者：海归草 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Geography
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around a fertile delta.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia & Argintina:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq:
Ruled by a dick.
作者：海归草 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
上一次由海归草于2006-10-16 周一, 19:56修改，总共修改了1次
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 澳洲的兄弟姐妹注意了，美国人已经民意决定攻打澳洲了 -- 不拉不拉 - (42 Byte) 2006-10-16 周一, 14:00 (5621 reads) - 笑死了 -- Link - (14 Byte) 2006-10-16 周一, 15:16 (608 reads)
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