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黄包车夫,你改行去钓鱼了?!! 怎么改签名了. 不过,你有好PP的PP啊. -- 海归草 - (1601 Byte) 2006-9-07 周四, 11:13 (375 reads) |
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作者：海归草 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man (like 黄包车夫)
~ Oh, it's so cute.
~ I'm so sorry.
~ I've smoked joints fatter than that.
~ Who circumcised you?
~ Why don't we just cuddle?
~ You know they have surgery to fix that.
~ You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
~ Can I paint a smiley face on that?
~ Wow, and your feet are so big.
~ My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
~ It's OK, we'll work around it.
~ Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
~ Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
~ Oh no, a flash headache!
~ My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
~ Let me go get my tweezers.
~ How sweet, you brought incense!
~ This explains your car.
~ Are you one of those pygmies?
~ All right! A treasure hunt!
~ Why is God punishing you?
~ But it still works, right?
~ Do you take steroids?
~ Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
~ Let me know when you're done.
~ Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
~ Aww, it's hiding.
~ Are you cold?
~ If you get me real drunk first.
~ Is that an optical illusion?
~ Were you neutered?
~ It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
~ Does it come with an air pump?
~ Wow, some place to put my rings.
~ Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
~ So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.
作者：海归草 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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